Fax no Printer
By: Maddison Cole
Here we go
Time to dispose
Of all the myths
Known to be facts,
Puttin’ it all on blast.
Let’s first look to the past.
Columbus and the Americas.
They say he was the first to find them,
But was actually the last
And may I remind,
That he was not refined.
But people think,
“Oh that’s fine,
We can make that part hard to find.”
Movin’ on to who freed the slaves.
“Abraham Lincoln” You say.
But hey!
The emancipation proclamation
Didn’t free the slaves,
It just had them working for money this time.
Moving back to the present
And into the mundane.
To the things that aren’t filled with fame.
Starting off,
did you know that bats ain’t blind?
Or that humans use all of their brain,
Not just that 10 percent!
And Ostriches don’t actually stick their heads in the sand!
Just somethings I figured you might wanna know,
But I think it’s about time to go.
Let’s close out, say it with me.
“FAX NO PRINTER!”
